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PEOPLE
Marjorie Taylor Greene Fears Her TV's Spying on Her
Claims voice on TV warned her, “don't touch that dial.”
 
LAW
Supreme Court Ends Another Contentious Session
Justices Thomas, Alito race off to their respective superyachts.
 
BUSINESS
FTC: Up to 40% of 5-Star
Online Reviews Fake

Only 3-star reviews genuine.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
7.5 Million Baby Shark Bath Toys Recalled Due to Injury Risk
A small number are actually sharks.
SCIENCE
Study: Primates Were
Masturbating 40 Million
Years Ago

But nothing like what goes on today.
Webb Space Telescope Captures New Infrared Images of Saturn
Apparently it's open for business.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Intermittent Fasting
as Good as Cutting Calories
in Losing Weight

Group that consumes fewer calories on healthier diet lost no more weight than group that eats nothing but chocolate cake every other day.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in our summer preview of the movies Barbie and Oppenheimer, we stated “Oppenheimer makes one question if humanity can even survive.” It should have read “Barbie makes one question if humanity can even survive.” We apologize for any confusion.

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