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TECHNOLOGY
UFO Whistleblower Says Government Has “Intact” Alien Spacecraft
“With all the original parts,” he adds.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Centrist Group “No Labels”
Eyes Third-Party Run

Hope to appeal to voters with no opinion one way or another about anything.
UN Report: 9 in 10 People Still
Hold Biases Against Women

Mainly against women drivers.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Rules EPA
Can't Regulate Most Forms
of Water Pollution

“The Constitution guarantees the right of every American to drink untreated, polluted water free of government interference,” says majority opinion.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Report: Trump Hid Documents
From His Lawyers

  “BECAUSE THEY WERE TOP
  SECRET AND NOTHING'S MORE
  IMPORTANT THAN NATIONAL
  SECURITY,”
he tweets.
FEATURE
What percentage of Americans has invested in cryptocurrencies?
   A )  2%  
   B )  3%  
   C )  4%  
   D )  16%  
Hint: one in six Americans will invest in anything.
 
RELIGION
Southern Baptists Vote
Overwhelmingly to Keep
Out Female Pastors

And don't even mention trans pastors.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Creation of Synthetic Human Embryos Raises Serious Ethical, Legal Questions
Plus, what to name them.

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