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PAGE THREE – MAY 15 - 21, 2023
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LAW
Santos Charged by Justice Department
“They're charging me with being honest to a fault,” he tells reporters.
Trump Found Liable in
E. Jean Carroll Case

Jury of six men, three women determine Carroll was his type.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Research Finds Spoilers Don't Ruin Enjoyment of TV Shows or Movies
They simply distinguish who is a friend and who is an asshole who ruins “Succession” for you.
 
New York City Passes Bill
Banning Weight Discrimination

Nighclubs can no longer post “Svelte Only” signs.
 
FACTOID
In 17 Western States, Alfalfa
Fields Use Three Times as
Much Water as Homes

To feed our insatiable love of alfalfa.
FEATURE
The magazine Science estimates that a certain percentage of studies published in science and medical journals are “made up or plagiarized.” What is that percentage?
   A )  3%  
   B )  4%  
   C )  5%  
   D )  34%  
Hint: Put another way, chances are only somewhat better than even that the breakthrough study you just heard about on the news is legit.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
King Charles Passes First Big Test
Repels mock ninja assassin with only his scepter and orb.

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