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ART
Italian Historian Identifies Bridge in Mona Lisa Background
“It would be a lot easier if she weren't there,” he points out.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
UK Survey: Nearly 1 in 5 True
Crime Fans Think They Can
Pull Off Bank Heist

And make it compelling entertainment.
 
EDUCATION
Just 13% of Eighth Graders
Considered Proficient in U.S.
History

Lowest it's been since Adlai Stevenson was president.
 
LAW
Under Pressure Over Ethics
Issues, Supreme Court
Circles Wagons

Chief Justice Roberts suggests relocating court twelve miles off shore.
FEATURE
Former President Trump is currently facing a number of legal actions. Do you know how many?
   A )  5  
   B )  6  
   C )  7  
   D )  19  
Hint: total doesn't include future lawsuits filed by lawyers he's going to stiff.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  UN Rights Experts Oppose
Planned Execution of Megacity
Opponents

They object to project, a mere 23 times the size of New York City, with artificial rain, a fake moon, holographic teachers, all in the middle of the desert.

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