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PEOPLE
Picture of Pope in Big Winter Coat Goes Viral
Not a deepfake, friends say “he's gone Vin Diesel.”
 
POLITICS
Chris Christie Says Bravado From Trump Camp Toward Indictment “Baloney”
Says it with a mouth full of baloney.
Republicans Line Up to
Support Trump

And get first dibs on visitation rights at Rikers Island.
 
SPORTS
MLB Games Nearly 30 Minutes
Shorter With Pitch Clock,
Complain Owners

That's thirty minutes less time to sell beer, hot dogs, peanuts, Cracker Jacks, hats and souvenirs they suddenly realize.
SCIENCE
New Study: Plants Make Sounds Humans Can't Hear
If you use a stethoscope and listen carefully you can hear a very faint “water.”
Latest Theory: T. Rex Had Lips
Was covered with feathers, wore a boa, sang jazz.
 
Company Creates Meatball Using Cells From Long-Extinct Woolly Mammoth
“We think we got all the hair out,” says spokesman.
 
New Research Suggests Moon
Has Plenty of Water

NASA will provide next manned lunar crew with galoshes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Microplastics Found in
Human Blood for First Time

Even more concerning, human blood has begun showing up in Legos.

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