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MISCELLANEOUS
New Theory: Bears Rub Backs Against Trees to Get Natural Tick Repellant
And they do shit in the woods.
 
EDUCATION
DeSantis Targeting Diversity Programs
Part of state's “Don't Be Different” initiative.
College Board Strips Down
AP African-American Studies
Curriculum

Now it begins with Stanley finding Livingstone, ends with Sammy Davis, Jr. hugging Nixon.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Pro Bowl Now Features
Flag Football, Dodge Ball, Golf
Driving Contest

But Players Union says no to swimsuit, congeniality competition.
Kyrie Irving Forces Nets to Trade Him
Says he wants to play with a team that shares his views.
FEATURE
On Jan. 6, 2021, how many Republicans in Congress voted to overturn the results of the election?
   A )  2  
   B )  4  
   C )  6  
   D )  147  
Hint: there are eight Senators included in the total.
 
RELIGION
Questions About National
Prayer Breakfast Prompts Separate National Prayer Breakfast

New one boasts “100%” maple syrup.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Marie Kondo: Being a Little Messy Okay
Says her home's now filled with leftover takeout boxes, dirty socks, empty liquor bottles, “and I feel so much better.”

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