| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Silent
About Pic With Philly Mob Boss Joey Merlino
Philly mob boss Joey Merlino silent
about pic with Trump. |
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About a Dozen Classified
Documents Found at Mike
Pence's House
Hidden inside about a dozen old,
dog-eared issues of Hustler. |
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| MEDIA |
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Meta Lifts Trump's Ban
on Facebook, Instagram
But he's still not allowed anywhere
near the metaverse. |
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| BUSINESS |
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| M&Ms Drop
Animated “Spokescandies”
After Attacks From Tucker Carlson |
 Carlson, who
advocates bombarding your
genitals with ultraviolet light,
wields great influence. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Bad News:
Doomsaday Clock Moves
to 90 Seconds Before Midnight
Good News: That's 90 seconds
before 11 PM Central Time. |
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Schools Fear Chatbots Will
Dominate Online Tests
Some now require test-taker to
“verify that you are not a robot.” |
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 NASA Explains
Giant Bear Face on Mars
“It's simply rocks arranged in such
a way as to resemble a bear's face,
although who or what arranged them
is a mystery.” |
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 Truck-Sized
Asteroid Flies Past Earth in
Closest Approach Ever
Tourists on Everest told to “duck!” |
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