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PEOPLE
John Bolton Announces He's Running for President
His campaign slogan: “My stache is better than your stache.”
Book: Prince Harry's Memoir Unflattering to Royal Family
Depicts them as uptight, inbred imbeciles.
 
BUSINESS
Musk Behind on Rent at Twitter
Rumors circulate he's barricaded in his office, bathing in his sink.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about frequent physical confrontations in Taiwan's parliament, we erroneously ran this picture of our own House of Representatives. We apologize for any confusion.
SCIENCE
Biologist: We're Living
Through a Sixth Mass
Extinction

And the third since Gerald Ford was president.
 
World's Most Powerful X-Ray Machine Goes Into Operation This Year
It's expected to be capable of seeing through people's clothes, and underclothes, at a distance of four miles.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Macron: France to Offer Free Condoms to Adults Up to 25
Diaphragm manufacturers condemn move as “unwise,” “job-killer.”
Study: Ballroom Dancing
Staves Off Dementia

However, ballroom dancing often early sign of dementia.

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