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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 2 - 8, 2023
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TECHNOLOGY
  New 3D-Printing Ink Could
Make Lab-Grown Meat
Much Cheaper to Produce

And your hamburger will already have its nutritional information printed on it.
Breakthrough Brings
Lightning-Fast “Quantum
Internet” Closer

And all humanity closer to “Maximum Distraction.”
 
EDUCATION
Teachers on Alert as ChatGPT Available to Public
If it seems like John Updike wrote 7th grade book report on The Red Badge of Courage, flag it.
 
ART
Ai-Da, World's First Humanoid Artist Criticized for Queen Portrait
Also praised for completing it in 6.2 seconds.
FEATURE
The Washington Post recently reported that Social Security is still denying disability benefits based on a list with jobs from what year?
   A )  2019  
   B )  2014  
   C )  2010  
   D )  1977  
Hint: have you recently been injured from a falling disco ball?
 
MISCELLANEOUS
London Studio Offering Free
Kanye West Tattoo Removal

And, for a limited time, Sam Bankman-Fried.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Trump Aide Rides With Him on Golf Course Reading Him Flattering Comments
And complimenting his swing.

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