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PEOPLE
D.C. Bar Counsel Strongly Urges Giuliani Be Disbarred
Meanwhile, D.C. Bar Owners Association names him “Customer of the Year.”
 
POLL
By 2 to 1, Republicans Want Trumpism Without Trump
They'll worship and adore him, they
just don't want to see him around.
 
MEDIA
Musk Disbands Twitter's
Trust and Safety Council

Now we'll just have to trust him.
 
BUSINESS
Bernard Arnaut Passes Elon Musk as World's Richest Person
He still trails world's richest cartoon character, Scrooge McDuck, who wisely kept his money out of crypto.
SCIENCE
Twin Planets Orbiting Distant
Star May Be Half Water

Or half dry, depending on your outlook.
Astronomers Spot Mysterious
Ghostly Light Glowing
Throughout Solar System

“We're all spooked,” says one.
 
Student Solves 2,500-Year-Old Sanskrit Grammatical Puzzle
Hopes to claim grand prize, an all-expenses-paid vacation in Sumeria.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Controversial “Artificial Womb Facility” Will Let Parents Design Child's Sex, Height, Strength, Intelligence
Special this month on big, dumb guys.

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