| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Oath Keepers
Founder Stewart Rhodes Found
Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy
Will use jail time to work on his
memoir: Not Your Average Yalie. |
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| LAW |
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Supreme Court Hears Case
That Could Put Elections in
Hands of State Legislatures
Many of which resemble a gathering
of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. |
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Justice Alito Wonders if a
Black Santa Would Reject a
Kid in Klan Robes
“I wonder about that a lot,”
he says to no one in particular. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Found: Old
Photo of Dallas Cowboys Owner
Jerry Jones at Segregation Standoff
Now admits all-white football teams
“very bad idea.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of
congresspeople are over 70? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
8% |
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C ) |
10% |
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D ) |
25% |
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| Hint: in the halls of congress,
Biden is referred to as “kid.” |
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| SPORTS |
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World Cup: Morocco Faces
France in Semifinal
And, if history's any motivation,
Morocco should win 10-0. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Hawaii: Lava Chasers Worry
Authorities
Although such dangerous behavior
“does bring in the tourist dollar,”
says one authority. |
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