| TECHNOLOGY |
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South Korea: Office Robots
Fetch Coffee, Deliver Meals,
Drop Off Packages
Newer models also pass along
latest office gossip. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Legal Opinion: Trump Can Run
For and Serve as President if Convicted
of a Felony and Jailed
Even if he's placed in solitary
confinement and forced to wear a
hood and straitjacket he can serve
as nation's chief executive, say
experts. |
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| LAW |
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Texas Bill Makes Fetus Second
Passenger in HOV Lanes
Hopes it results in fewer fetuses
driving alone. |
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| SPORTS |
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 World Cup:
At Last Minute, Qatar Bans Beer At Stadiums
Attendees must sit silently, may
pray for their teams. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to research by the
University of Maryland, what
percentage of Republicans are
in favor of declaring the
United States a Christian nation? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
60% |
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| Hint: Holy Fucking Moly. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Thanksgiving Will Cost
20% More This Year
Price of emergency responders to
domestic disputes has risen markedly. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Unnamed Bidder
Pays $218,750 for Steve Jobs' Used Birkenstocks
Unnamed maid throws them in trash, loses job. |
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