| MEDIA |
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 Murdoch
Turns on Trump
Report: Melania tells friends she's
having it framed, will give it to
“fatso” for Christmas. |
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| ELECTION 2022 |
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Billionaires Poured $900,000,000
Into Midterms
And it still wasn't enough. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Researchers Find Most Who Promise
to Make Charitable Donation Don't
After two months roaming through
airports dressed as Hare Krishna,
asking for money. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Human Brain
Cells Grown in Rats
Now all they eat is pizza. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Recently, KFC in Germany apologized
to its customers for suggesting
they order their chicken “extra
crispy” to commemorate
what event? |
| A ) | New Year's Day |
| B ) | Oktoberfest |
| C ) | Easter |
| D ) | Kristallnacht |
| Hint: extra crispy means extra glass. |
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| FOOD |
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Trending: Five-Course Gourmet
Cannabis-Infused Dinners
Dish after dish of fancy, nouvelle
cuisine, topped off with big bag of
M&Ms |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we ran a headline:
“BIDEN PROVES A DRAG ON HIS
PARTY'S CANDIDATES.” It should
have read: “TRUMP PROVES A DRAG
ON HIS PARTY'S CANDIDATES.” We
regret the error. |
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