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PEOPLE
DOJ Says It Has Enough to Prosecute Hunter Biden
He could be charged under the Billy Carter Embarrassing Relative Act.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Velma Reveals She's Gay in Latest “Scooby-Doo” Movie
Scooby reveals he's been neutered.
 
BUSINESS
Saudis, Russians Team Up
To Hike Oil Prices

“I'd have traded nuclear secrets for lower prices,” says Trump.
Kim Kardashian Fined $1.26
Million for Paid Cryptocurrency Endorsement

SEC didn't believe “for one second” she knew what the hell she was talking about.
Musk Changes Mind, Says
He'll Buy Twitter

Also: he's going to Venus, not Mars.
POLITICS
Herschel Walker Denies Ever
Paying for an Abortion

To back his assertion, he introduces five more children he hadn't previously acknowledged.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Chimps, Gorillas Can
Build Long-Lasting Friendships

Once they get past the stereotypes.
Nobel Prize in Physiology Awarded for Sequencing Neanderthal Genome
Winner (above) celebrates by performing a most unusual ventriloquist act.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Chronic Stress Can
Actually Protect Body
Against Disease

Unfortunately, knowing that will significantly reduce your stress and the protection it affords.
Fast, Cheap Genome Sequencing Now Available
Find out if madness runs in your family while you shop.

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