| ADVERTISING |
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 Pizza Hut Honors Former
Pitchman Mikhail Gorbachev
With a pepperoni pizza that looks just like him. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Unable to Afford
Traditional Therapy, Gen Z Turns to TikTok
Where they can pour their hearts out
to the next available influencer. |
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| LAW |
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Trump May Pardon
Insurrectionists, Says He's
Financially Supporting Them
Gave them 50% off on their
Truth Social Premium Membership. |
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| FOOD |
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 Mealworms Seen As Healthy
Alternative to Meat
With plant-based meal worms in
development for the squeamish
and kosher. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of Republicans
believes civil war is likely? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
54% |
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| Hint: hey, among all Americans
it's 43%! |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Surprise: More Americans
Smoke Marijuana Than Smoke Cigarettes
Another surprise: more Americans
take LSD than drink beer. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Study: You and Your Doppelganger
Probably Share DNA
And photographers. |
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