| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Despite Outcry, Hitler's
Watch Sold at Auction for $1.1 Million
“Hey, it keeps good time,”
says winning bidder. |
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Study: Men on Dating Apps
Prefer Women With Poor
Grammar, Bad Spelling
Too much makeup, bare feet. |
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Survey: 1 in 5 Say They Don't
Want to Have Children
4 in 5 say they don't want to fly with children. |
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| LAW |
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Trump's Lawyers Claim He
“Subjectively Believes”
Election Fraud Claims
Also "subjectively believes" he's a self-made man. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Trump Criticized
for Using Presidential Seal at
His Saudi-Backed Golf Tournament
And especially for using it to mark his ball. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent Gallup poll, what
percentage of Americans have
confidence in TV news? |
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A ) |
75% |
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B ) |
63% |
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C ) |
48% |
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D ) |
11% |
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| Hint: Ever since Cronkite it's
been all downhill. |
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| TRENDS |
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Expert: Eating Bugs Will Be
Mainstream by 2050
Picnickers will welcome ants. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Lawsuit: Skittles
“Unfit for Human Consumption” Because
it Contains Titanium Dioxide
“But you're okay with the sugar?”
asks Mars Candy Co.'s lawyer. |
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