| TECHNOLOGY |
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Planned Nuclear-Powered Flying
Hotel Can Carry 5,000 Guests
Many of them on a dare. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Nation Now Divided Between
Red States, Blue States
Gas cheaper in red states; blue states
have better restaurants. |
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| CRIME |
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Advanced Algorithm Can Predict
Crime a Week in Advance
Future AI will predict crime, arrest,
sentence, time required for rehabilitation. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB: Robot Umpires Could Be
Calling Balls, Strikes in 2024
Promising cries of “Reboot the Umpire!” |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent poll, what percentage
of Democrats believe the country
is going in the wrong direction? |
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A ) |
43% |
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B ) |
51% |
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C ) |
62% |
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D ) |
78% |
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| Hint: Roe, guns, environment,
democracy — need more? |
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| POLITICS |
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Report: During Siege, Cabinet
Members Discussed Invoking
25th Amendment
Also discussed: butterfly nets. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Man Sets Guinness Record
for Alphabetizing Alphabet Soup
It took him only three and a half months. |
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