| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Guilfoyle Received
$60,000 for 3-Minute Speech at Jan 6 Rally
Spokesperson explains she's “paid by the decibel.” |
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Trump Slams Daughter After
She Backs Barr's Jan 6 Testimony
Calls her “lying cunt,” then adds,
“pardon my French.” |
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| POLLS |
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Gallup: Americans Want
Environment Prioritizcd
Over Economy
Unless it means shopping with a reusable bag. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Google Engineer
Fired After Declaring Its AI Program
Sentient
He's then hired at ten times his
old salary by that very same AI
program. |
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| SCIENCE |
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China Says It May Have
Detected Signals From Alien Civilizations
Anyone wanting to know more is
subject to arrest. |
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 Mysterious Silver Object
Spotted on Mars
It will be picked up on a future
mission and disposed of properly. |
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NASA: Unidentified Flying
Objects Now Unidentified Aerial Phenomena
Agency explains, “it's catchier
and has a certain je ne sais quoi.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: People Living in
Republican Counties More Likely to
Die Early
Guns, opioids, moonshine, Krispy
Kreme, 'nuff said. |
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 Scientists Create
Tiny Robots That Swim Through
Body Treating Diseases
Each one manned by crew of
miniaturized doctors, one of
whom resembles Raquel Welch. |
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