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PAGE THREE – MAY 30 - JUNE 5, 2022
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CRIME
How to Murder Your Husband Author Convicted of Murdering Her Husband
Her next book, How to Murder Your Lawyer, comes out Tuesday.
 
MEDIA
Calls for UN to Outlaw Serious
Crime in Metaverse

And mete out extreme virtual punishment to avatar perps.
 
WEATHER
NOAA Predicts 14 to 21
Hurricanes This Season

One will be named Amber, another Johnny.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Washington Named Top
State for Millennials

And the parents they still live with.
 
TRENDS
Young Pandemic Investors
Selling Their Stocks and
Bonds

To buy food for themselves and their pandemic pets.
FEATURE
In the United States, how many guns are there for every 100 people?
   A )  15  
   B )  20  
   C )  25  
   D )  120  
Hint: you might need a second holster.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
UK: Picture of Boris Johnson Hosting Drinking Party During Lockdown Emerges
His excuse that he was “merely filming a 'What Not to Do' public service announcement” is met with derision.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Putin Signs Law Ending
Upper Age Limit for Military

Hopes to lure some WWII vets back into action.

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