| CRIME |
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 How to Murder Your Husband
Author Convicted of Murdering
Her Husband
Her next book, How to Murder Your
Lawyer, comes out Tuesday. |
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| MEDIA |
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Calls for UN to Outlaw Serious
Crime in Metaverse
And mete out extreme virtual
punishment to avatar perps. |
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| WEATHER |
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NOAA Predicts 14 to 21
Hurricanes This Season
One will be named Amber, another Johnny. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Washington Named Top
State for Millennials
And the parents they still live with. |
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| TRENDS |
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Young Pandemic Investors
Selling Their Stocks and
Bonds
To buy food for themselves and their pandemic pets. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In the United States, how many
guns are there for every 100 people? |
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A ) |
15 |
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B ) |
20 |
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C ) |
25 |
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D ) |
120 |
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| Hint: you might need a second
holster. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 UK: Picture of
Boris Johnson Hosting Drinking
Party During Lockdown Emerges
His excuse that he was “merely
filming a 'What Not to Do'
public service announcement”
is met with derision. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Putin Signs Law Ending
Upper Age Limit for Military
Hopes to lure some WWII vets back into action. |
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