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TECHNOLOGY
  Pictures Leak of Apple's
Driverless, Windowless Car

Apple explains it's designed for use “after World War III.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Cats Remember
Each Other's Name

But usually pretend they don't.
 
PUBLISHING
New Book: Trump Asked His Defense Secretary “Can't You Just Shoot Protesters?”
“Imagine if they were ransacking the Capitol?”
 
EDUCATION
Study: 4-Year College Students
Drink More Alcohol, Community
College Students Smoke
More Marijuana

So consider that before applying.
FEATURE
What percentage of hazardous waste sites on the Superfund list are located within one mile of federally assisted housing?
   A )  5%  
   B )  10%  
   C )  15%  
   D )  70%  
Hint: ever hear of the Gowanus Canal Luxury Condos?
 
POLITICS
Election Experts:
Disinformation Works

Honesty is the worst policy.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Mysterious Green Triangle Finally Identified at Open Congressional Hearing on UFOs
It's the “Start” button.

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