| ART |
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 Different Version
of Famous Washington Crossing the
Delaware Goes Up for Auction
In this one, everyone has wooden teeth. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Half of Parents Still
Financially Support Their
Adult Children
Waiting for their grandchildren to
make a killing in cryptocurrency. |
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Tennessee Republican Suggests
Books Deemed Inappropriate
Should Be Burned
Under supervision of fire department. |
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| SPORTS |
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 NFL Rejects
“Glorified Slave Auction”
Character-
ization of Draft
Prefers “reparations.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of the
world's population does not use the internet? |
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A ) |
4% |
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B ) |
7% |
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C ) |
10% |
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D ) |
43% |
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| Hint: the 10% answer is for the U.S. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Report: Ted Cruz Fears Disney
Will Show “Mickey and Pluto Going At It”
As well as “Minnie performing fellatio
on Goofy” and “Donald Duck, Daisy
Duck and Snow White in the sack together.” |
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