| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Innovation:
Floating Googly Eyes Scare
Seabirds Away From Fishing Nets
Also scare away fishermen. |
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Researchers Create AI Model
That Detects Mental Illness
Based on Web Postings
Basically, it searches for any
message that's ALL CAPS or emojis. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Guns Pass Car
Crashes as Main Cause of Premature
Trauma Deaths
“That's great news,” says
spokesman for GM. |
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| CLIMATE |
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Report: Climate of Modern-
Day Europe Mimics That of
14th Century Europe
Same temperature, politics. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent poll, what percentage
of adults say they have cheated
financially on their partner? |
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A ) |
12% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
18% |
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D ) |
43% |
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| Hint: prenup. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Sides Far Apart,
Games Cancelled
Owners threaten using nuclear weapons. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Old Footage of
Zelensky on Ukraine's “Dancing
With the Stars” Goes Viral
And, win or lose this war, he's
sure to be invited back. |
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