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TECHNOLOGY
Buzz Builds for Web3, Built on Blockchain and Crypto Technologies in the Metaverse
If someone comes up to you at a party and starts discussing Web3, run.
 
TRAVEL
Shocker: It's Cheaper to
Travel to Paris Than Stay
At Disneyland

Just try explaining that to the kids on your way to the airport.
Researchers: Tourists Causing
Faster Snow Melt in Antarctica

So, if you want to see any snow in Antarctica, book your trip soon.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 6 in 10 “Couldn't Cope” Without Smartphone for a Day
Astonishing that 4 in 10 actually could cope with such deprivation.
 
SPORTS
War Prompts UEFA to Move
Champions League Final
From St. Petersburg to Paris

Also: NATO-KGB dinner dance cancelled.
FEATURE
What percentage of Americans say they live in a house with a gun?
   A )  5%  
   B )  10%  
   C )  15%  
   D )  40%  
Hint: you talkin' to me?

How many states have introduced a law that bans the teaching of Critical Race Theory?
   A )  3  
   B )  7  
   C )  11  
   D )  37  
Hint: except in law school, the only place where Critical Race Theory has ever been mentioned.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Mark Zuckerberg Demonstrates Metaverse by Creating Own Island Picnic
“A perfect place where you don't have to have a personality,” he explains.

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