| ENVIRONMENT |
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 Architects
Spending $19 Billion to Build
Underwater City That Would
Sail Round World
Either avoiding taxes in hundreds
of countries or getting sued by
each and every one of them. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Meta Says It Will Enforce
Mandatory Distances Between
Virtual Reality Avatars
“Don't come within six pixels of me,
creep!” says one female avatar. |
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| SPORTS |
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Scientists: Climate Change
Threatens Future of
Winter Olympics
With no ice, curling's nothing more
than bowling. |
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Baseball: Spring Training Likely
Delayed as Talks Stall
Pitchers and catchers report to
Cheesecake Factory. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Approximately 25% of NFL
players are white. What percentage of
NFL coaches are white? |
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A ) |
25% |
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B ) |
31% |
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C ) |
38% |
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D ) |
97% |
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| Hint: these white guys must
really know their x's and o's. |
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| FACTOID |
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Study: All Mammals Take
12 Seconds to Poop
That's without the sports section. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New York:
Mysterious Gold Cube Left in
Central Park Revealed as
Publicity Stunt for Another New
Cryptocurrency
Once again reminding people to
hold on to their fives and tens. |
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