| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Flying Car
Gets Approved for Use in Slovakia
All you need is a driver's license,
parachute, proof of insurance. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: In 1970s, MIT
Scientists Predicted Society
Would Collapse in 2040
“We were off by eighteen years,”
laments one. |
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| EDUCATION |
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New SAT Will Be Paperless and
Much Shorter
Basically, it will be Wordle. |
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| TRAVEL |
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New York: La Guardia Airport's
New Terminal Opens to Rave Reviews
Panhandlers, vagrants give it “two
thumbs up.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| The FBI estimates that this
year people over 60 will be
scammed out of how much money? |
| A ) | $3 million |
| B ) | $30 million |
| C ) | $300 million |
| D ) | $3 billion |
| Hint: it's about what Donald
Trump claims he's worth, speaking of scammers. |
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| SPORTS |
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Tom Brady Retires at
Top of His Game
He'll enter an assisted living facility. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Study: 1 in 20 Eat Pizza
With Knife and Fork
1 in 100 use a spoon. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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UKRAINE INVADES RUSSIA
Catches Moscow off guard, Putin signs terms of surrender. |
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