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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 3 - 9, 2022
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TECHNOLOGY
UN Fails to Agree on “Killer Robot” Ban
A number of members would rather negotiate with them.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Coming This Year: “Smart” Glasses
They make you look “smart.”
 
POLL
More Americans Not Planning on Having Kids
And more kids have about had it with parents.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges Return to Remote Learning
Fraternities return to remote hazing.
 
SPORTS
NBA: Covid Forces Teams to Sign Former Players
Shown: a couple of oldtimers on 10-day contracts.
FEATURE
In April of this year, 70% of Republicans believed Biden stole the election. What's the percentage now?
   A )  60%  
   B )  50%  
   C )  40%  
   D )  78%  
Hint: Rudy just found 5,000 more ballots of dead people!
 
RELIGION
Donald Trump Jr Tells Republicans Not to “Turn the Other Cheek”
And never, ever “Love thy neighbor as thyself.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Twitter Permanently Bans Marjorie Taylor Greene for Posting Covid Misinformation
She said virus was created by the Rothschilds, George Soros, and Jackie Mason.

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