| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Apple to
Launch Fully Autonomous
Car as Soon as 2025
When it stalls, a spinning beach
ball appears on the dashboard. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Only 57% of White
Applicants Admitted to
Harvard on Merit
The rest are admitted because they
possess a certain je n'est c'est quoi. |
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| POLL |
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63% of Americans Believe
In Ghosts, Aliens
Same percentage believe in Santa,
Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week we mistakenly reported
that two-thirds of the Supreme
Court opposed overturning Roe v.
Wade. Actually, two-thirds of the
American people oppose overturning
Roe v. Wade. We regret
the mixup. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Approximately how many pieces
of manmade space junk are
currently orbiting the Earth? |
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A ) |
34 |
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B ) |
340 |
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C ) |
3,400 |
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D ) |
34,000 |
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| Hint: not to mention all those
golf balls. |
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| METAPHYSICS |
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Physicists Grapple With
Revived Theory That
Everything is Predetermined
Outcome of debate remains uncertain,
predetermined or not. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Meta (Facebook)
Testing High-Tech Gloves
to Add Feeling to Metaverse
Experience
As if shame and envy and hatred and
racism weren't enough. |
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