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ENTERTAINMENT
Circus to Return, But With No Animals
Lion tamers will be in charge of keeping people in their seats.
 
MEDIA
Facebook May Be Forced
To Change Its Algorithm

Typing the letter “q” may no longer automatically direct you to QAnon.
 
BUSINESS
Lack of Chips Stalls New
Car Production

Vaulting several used car salesmen into Forbes 400.
Bloomberg: Ransomware
Gang Behind Recent Attacks
Calls Itself “Evil Corp”

Notes it sounds better in Russian.
Blue Origin Building “Mixed
Use Business Park in Space”

Will launch first module, a Starbucks, next year.
SCIENCE
NASA Calls for World
Agreement on How to Announce
Discovery of Alien Life

TikTok or Instagram.
SpaceX Reveals Toilet Problems on Its Dragon Capsule
Flights now carry a plunger.
Intriguing Signals From Heart of Galaxy Turn Out to Be Human Generated Interference
“So that hip-hop song was from Earth,” laments one astrophysicist.
 
Researchers Announce New Species of Human Ancestor, Homo Bodoensis
Evidence indicates they were casual dressers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Supreme Court on Verge of Overthrowing Roe v. Wade, Expanding Gun Rights
Figures increased birthrate will mitigate increased murder rate.

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