| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Circus to Return,
But With No Animals
Lion tamers will be in charge of
keeping people in their seats. |
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| MEDIA |
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Facebook May Be Forced
To Change Its Algorithm
Typing the letter “q” may no longer
automatically direct you to QAnon. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Lack of Chips Stalls New
Car Production
Vaulting several used car salesmen
into Forbes 400. |
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Bloomberg: Ransomware
Gang Behind Recent Attacks
Calls Itself “Evil Corp”
Notes it sounds better in Russian. |
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Blue Origin Building “Mixed
Use Business Park in Space”
Will launch first module, a Starbucks,
next year. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Calls for World
Agreement on How to Announce
Discovery of Alien Life
TikTok or Instagram. |
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SpaceX Reveals Toilet Problems
on Its Dragon Capsule
Flights now carry a plunger. |
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Intriguing Signals From Heart
of Galaxy Turn Out to Be Human
Generated Interference
“So that hip-hop song was from
Earth,” laments one astrophysicist. |
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 Researchers Announce
New Species of Human Ancestor,
Homo Bodoensis
Evidence indicates they were casual
dressers. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Supreme Court on Verge of
Overthrowing Roe v. Wade,
Expanding Gun Rights
Figures increased birthrate will
mitigate increased murder rate. |
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