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MISCELLANEOUS
Statue of Thomas Jefferson to Be Removed From New York City Council Chambers
In its place, a framed copy of the Declaration of Independence with the signatures removed.
 
LEISURE
Report: 1 in 3 Americans
Ready to Dump Streaming
Services Due to Lackluster
Shows

But not quite ready to read a book.
 
SPORTS
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
Hosts First Autonomous Car Race

No drivers, no crew, no spectators, no word on what happened.
 
OLD PEOPLE
Paul McCartney Dismisses Rolling Stones as “Blues Cover Band”
Mick Jagger says he snorts cocaine off old Beatles LPs.
FEATURE
The top 10% own what percentage of all stocks?
   A )  29%  
   B )  49%  
   C )  69%  
   D )  89%  
Hint: the remaining 11% is way unenvenly divided among the remaining 90% — how's that for a hint?
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Superman to Fight for Truth,
Justice and “a Better Tomorrow,”
Not “The American Way”

After taking long look around, not liking what he saw.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Elon Musk Richer Than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett Combined
When all of his money is stacked in a pile it's a good three and a half feet taller than theirs.

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