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PEOPLE
Report: William Shatner to Fly on Next Blue Origin Flight
Says he booked it on Priceline.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Broadway Reopens Amid
Pandemic

Audiences asked to refrain from coughing, laughing, cheering. sobbing.
 
MEDIA
Survey: 3 in 10 Adults Say They're Almost Constantly Online
Take breaks only when their service is down.
 
POLL
1 in 8 Say Loved Ones With
Opposing Covid Views
Won't Get Holiday Gifts

Remaining seven's loved ones will get gifts they don't want, like a box of masks.
 
BUSINESS
Taco Bell to Accept Dogecoin
Hoping to attract cryptocurrency speculators who haven't hit it big yet.
SCIENCE
Researchers: DeepMind AI
Can Accurately Predict if It
Will Rain in Next 90 Minutes

“It can feel it in its bones.”
More Than 20 Animals and One Plant Just Became Extinct
Don't look for grilled ivory-billed woodpecker on the menu.
 
Revealed: 747-Sized Asteroid Just Missed Earth and Wasn't Detected
Either that or it never made it up the chain.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Swedish Study: Dairy, Salt, Steak May Be Good for You
When washed down with a strong malt whiskey and topped off with a fine cigar.
Study: Eating Dinner Together
As a Family Without Phones
May be Key to Combating Obesity

Theory remains untested.

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