| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Einstein's Handwritten
Calculations for Theory of
Relativity to be Auctioned
for $3.5 Million
Of course it would be more, but
it's just a theory. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Jeff Bezos Pledges $1 Billion
To Protect 30% of Earth's
Land and Sea
Says he'll check his other pocket
to see if he has any more. |
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| POLL |
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Majority of Those 16-25
Believe Humanity “Doomed”
But they're looking forward to the
immediate future. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Taco Bell Testing Monthly
Subscription Service
Subscribers can eat as many tacos
as they want, with up to three free
ambulance rides. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent survey, what
percentage of Americans said
they would be willing to live
in a colony on Mars for the
rest of their lives? |
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A ) |
2% |
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B ) |
4% |
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C ) |
6% |
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D ) |
25% |
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| Hint: throw in free
health club membership and the percentage
doubles to almost half. |
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| TRENDS |
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79% More Babies Named
Alexa Since Product Launch
1,000% more babies named Heygoogle. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Arc de Triomphe
Tented, Fumigated
Christo art installation left
massive bedbug infestation. |
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