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TECHNOLOGY
Australia: Robotic Dog “Spot” Employed to Roam Streets Searching for Damaged Power Lines
And the occasional robotic bitch.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 42% Say They Would
Have Sex With a Sex Robot

As long as it's consensual.
Chanhassen, Minnesota Named
“Best Place to Live” in Country

It was named “Worst Place to Live” last year when serial killer loose in community, but he's now in custody.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Cows Being Toilet Trained to
Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissions

Getting them to replace toilet paper roll has been difficult part.
 
POLL
56% of Americans Can Name
All Three Branches of
Government, a 15-Year High

Boosted by Trump supporters searching for information about the Capitol.
FEATURE
In last year's presidential election, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by over 7 million votes. In a recent poll, what percentage of Republicans still believe Donald Trump actually won?
   A )  75%  
   B )  76%  
   C )  77%  
   D )  78%  
Hint: mull it over for awhile.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Study: Excessive Viewing of
TV in Middle Age Reduces
Your Grey Matter

Also exposes you to numerous miracle cures to prevent it.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Paris: In Accordance With Christo's Wishes, Arc de Triomphe Wrapped in Fabric
His wish to cloak the Eiffel Tower in a condom still under discussion.

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