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MISCELLANEOUS
Iraq Reclaims Thousands of Rare Artifacts Held by Hobby Lobby Craft Stores
They were caught selling ancient clay tablet modeling kits.
One Third of Social Media
Influencers Order Food to Take Pictures of It, Not to Eat It

At Denny's they don't order anything, just take pictures of menu.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Pentagon Working
With Artificial Intelligence
To “See Days in Advance”

So far it's proven somewhat accurate in experimental trials at Pimlico, Belmont, and Santa Anita.
 
LAW
Missouri Governor Pardons Couple That Pointed Guns at Unarmed Black Protesters Last Year
Still undecided about black man in prison for 43 years for crime federal prosecutors say he didn't commit.
FEATURE
According to the nonprofit Commonwealth Fund, where does the United States health system rank among eleven high-income countries?
   A )  First  
   B )  Second  
   C )  Third  
   D )  Last  
Hint: you don't always get what you pay for.
 
SPORTS
2024 Paris Olympics: Baseball
Out, Breakdancing In

Discus out, frisbee in.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Selling “Trump Cards” to Supporters
The card, with a variety of handsome, Nazi-themed motifs, offers them free admission to all his rallies, and 50% off their next donation to his legal defense fund, among other perks.

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