| PEOPLE |
 |
 Rep. Gohmert
Asks Forest Service if Moon's
Orbit Can Be Changed to Fight
Climate Change
Forest Service refers him to National
Institute of Mental Health. |
|
|
 Richard Branson
Desperately Wants to Beat Jeff Bezos
Into Space
Hires ex-nazi rocket scientists. |
|
| |
| BUSINESS |
|
El Salvador to Use Energy From
Volcanoes For Bitcoin Mining
Angering the gods, caution critics. |
|
55 Corporations That
Paid No Federal Tax Last
Year Spent $450 Million
on Political Lobbying
$12.4 million alone on martinis. |
|
 Rome Gets First Pizza
Vending Machine
Receives two stars in Michelin
Vending Machine Guide. |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
|
 Jeff Bezos to
Fly Into Space on His Own
Rocket Ship
“To go where few billionaires have
gone before,” he declares. |
|
| |
| TECHNOLOGY |
|
 Researchers
Create Cyborg Cockroach
With Camera Backpack That
Can Be Steered Anywhere
So far, tests have proven it can
“scare the bejeezus” out of
co-workers while live streaming
their “hilarious” reactions. |
|
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
|
Survey: Half of Young Adults
Think One-Night Stands Will
Be Thing of Past After Pandemic
Unless you each quarantine for two
weeks beforehand. |
|
Levi's CEO: “Staggering”
Number of People Need New
Size of Pants After Pandemic
Calls for $10 billion “for
alterations” in next stimulus bill. |
|
