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PEOPLE
Former National Security Advisor Flynn Endorses Call for Military Coup
And a roundup of all Nobel laureates.
 
MEDIA
Trump Suspended From
Facebook for Two Years

Zuckerberg barred from Mar-a-Lago for two thousand years.
 
BUSINESS
Krispy Kreme Plans Initial
Public Offering

Long lines immediately form outside New York Stock Exchange.
Trump Properties Suffer
Huge Price Slump

At Trump Tower, apartments now available at hourly rates.
Proposed 520-Foot Mega Yacht Would Dwarf All Others
“Befitting a Bond villain,” says prospectus.
SCIENCE
Theory: UFOs Come From
Under Sea

Many have been spotted covered in plastic waste.
Study: Puppies Born With
“Human-Like” Social Skills

Sniffing another dog's butt equivalent to our handshake, and more hygienic.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Angry Opponents of Mask
Mandate Compare It to
55 MPH Speed Limit

Supporters of mask mandate also compare it to 55 mph speed limit.
Study: People Most Sure of Their
Ability to Discern Fact From
Fiction Less Likely to Do So

And when shown study's results they laugh derisively, storm off in a fit of pique.
Woebot, Therapeutic Chatbot App, Gains Adherents
Settings include Freudian, Jungian, Primal Scream, Orgone Box.

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