| PEOPLE |
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 Former National
Security Advisor Flynn Endorses
Call for Military Coup
And a roundup of all Nobel laureates. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Suspended From
Facebook for Two Years
Zuckerberg barred from Mar-a-Lago
for two thousand years. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Krispy Kreme Plans Initial
Public Offering
Long lines immediately form
outside New York Stock Exchange. |
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Trump Properties Suffer
Huge Price Slump
At Trump Tower, apartments now
available at hourly rates. |
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 Proposed 520-Foot
Mega Yacht Would Dwarf All Others
“Befitting a Bond villain,” says
prospectus. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Theory: UFOs Come From
Under Sea
Many have been spotted covered
in plastic waste. |
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Study: Puppies Born With
“Human-Like” Social Skills
Sniffing another dog's butt
equivalent to our handshake,
and more hygienic. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Angry Opponents of Mask
Mandate Compare It to
55 MPH Speed Limit
Supporters of mask mandate also
compare it to 55 mph speed limit. |
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Study: People Most Sure of Their
Ability to Discern Fact From
Fiction Less Likely to Do So
And when shown study's results they
laugh derisively, storm off in a
fit of pique.
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 Woebot, Therapeutic
Chatbot App, Gains Adherents
Settings include Freudian, Jungian,
Primal Scream, Orgone Box. |
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