| PEOPLE |
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 Rumor: “The
Rock” Says He Would
Consider Running for President
If nothing better comes along. |
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Trump Calls McConnell “A Dour,
Sullen, Unsmiling Political Hack”
McConnell fires back: “For the most
part, he's right.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Americans Running Out
Of New Viewing Options
After Year-Long Lockdown
CDC urges all “creative types”
vaccinated as soon as possible. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Top Firms
Using Virtual Reality to
Liven Up Meetings
Shown: mid-level managers review
sales while sitting in bubbling
Jacuzzi at Ritz Carlton in Macao. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Study: Comet, Not Asteroid
Behind Extinction of Dinosaurs
66 Million Years Ago
If you bought asteroid insurance,
better get that policy revised. |
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 Black-Footed
Ferret Becomes First Endangered
American Animal to be Cloned
Scientists will next attempt to
clone a moderate Republican. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Red Wine Could Be
Good at Fighting Covid
Goes well with a shot of Regeneron
and a steroid chaser. |
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 DHS Seizes
11 Million Counterfeit N95 Masks
Says they're “virtually useless” in
preventing spread of the disease. |
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