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PEOPLE
Dutch Court Confirms Man Hacked Trump's Twitter Account by Guessing Password, “maga2020!”
He's released, but detained again after he successfully guesses “maga2024!”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Report: Trump Already Floating “Apprentice” Reboot
Would cast current Cabinet on first season.
 
MEDIA
Parler, Pro-Trump Alternative to Facebook, Riddled With Fake Ads for Phony Trump Products
People duped by Trump duped by people posing as Trump.
 
REAL ESTATE
Trump's Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Taking Legal Action to Force Him to Live Elsewhere
Anywhere else except the White House.
SCIENCE
Filter Made for Converting
Astronaut Urine Could Soon
Provide Drinking Water on Earth

Sure, it might cost a little more, but at least you know where it's from.
Carbon Emissions May Have
Warmed Earth by 18% More
Than Previously Thought

So adjust what you were previously thinking by 18%.
 
Chinese Spacecraft Brings Back First Samples From Moon Since 1976
Returns with rocks, dirt, three golf balls.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Smelling Lemons
Makes You Feel Thinner;
Vanilla Does the Opposite

Works as long as you stay away from a mirror.
Study: Undergoing Surgery on Surgeon's Birthday Linked to Greater Risk of Death
Nurses wearing party hats a bad sign.

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