| PEOPLE |
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 Source: Melania
“Just Wants to Go Home”
To her home town in Slovenia. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 Kellyanne
Conway Signs Multi-Million Dollar
Deal to Write Tell-All
She'll tell true story of Trump
administration in Alternative Facts. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Attorneys General of 48 States
Sue Facebook, Calling it an
Illegal Monopoly
Asks public to “like” them
if they agree. |
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Psychedelics Replace Pot as
New Favorite “Edgy” Investment
Owsley's Own shares jump 400%. |
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 Massive Eviction
Crisis Looms
What if some tenants won't leave? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Create First Star
Trek-Style DNA “Tricorder”
on Smartphone
Report they've also come up with
functional transporter, but inventor
has since disappeared. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Plastic Surgeons: Business Up
Because Clients Don't Like
How They Look on Zoom
Many complain they've lost jobs
due to crow's feet. |
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Study: People Who Drink 6
Glasses of Water Daily More
Optimistic, Successful, Energetic
You see it in the bounce in their step
every time they run to the bathroom. |
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 Military-Grade
Camera Reveals Risks of Airborne
Coronavirus Spread
And how disgusting we humans are. |
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Study: More Wine, Cheese May
Help Reduce Cognitive Decline
And a few crackers wouldn't hurt. |
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