| PEOPLE |
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Ivanka “Not
Wanted” Posters Appear All
Across New York City
So far, so good. |
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Mary Trump: Uncle Donald
“Cruel and Traitorous” and
Belongs in Prison
She can forget her Christmas card
this year. |
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Report: Trump's Inner Circle
Telling Him Giuliani and His
Legal Team Making Him
Look Like “An Idiot”
Giuliani's legal team saying same
thing to him about Trump. |
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| MEDIA |
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Conservatives Flee Facebook, Which
Flags False Content, for Parler
Parler only flags factual content. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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First Lady Rumored Working on Memoir
First of two volumes would cover her life
before meeting Donald Trump. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Finding: We Don't Use
Our Thumbs the Way
Neanderthals Did
Hence: “Stand up straight, don't drag
your thumbs.” |
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 Revealed: Sex
Robots Without Outer Skin
Though unappealing to humans, they're
very attractive to other sex robots. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Esports Video Gamers
Healthier, More Fit Than
General Public
Doctors now advise their patients to
sit all day and play Fortnite. |
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New Analysis: Pandemic Could Be
Stopped if 70% Wore Masks
But at considerable cost to your
manly image. |
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Mafia Rumored Trying to Get
Control of Vaccine Distribution
“Get a shot, or get shot.” |
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