| PEOPLE |
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 In Secret
Recordings First Lady Heard
Saying, “Who Gives a Fuck
About Christmas Stuff”
Sensing PR disaster, she moves up
delivery of White House Christmas
tree by two months. |
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| BUSINESS |
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None of Top 10 Richest
Americans Has Announced
Who They're Voting For
Most agree with the statement, “I
haven't given it much thought.” |
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JP Morgan Chase Admits to
Market Manipulation, Will
Pay $92 Million Fine
Routine expense to come from petty cash. |
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 Amazon Unveils
Indoor Flying Video Drone
Security System
Takes helicopter parenting to a whole
new level. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 General Mills
“Kicking it Old School” by Bringing
Back Sugar-Loaded '80s Cereals
Now with insulin. |
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| SCIENCE |
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MIT Researchers Testing
“Targeted Dream Incubation”
Which Can Alter Dreams
If successful they plan to ask for $100
trillion from advertising industry. |
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New Scholarship: Early
Christians Used Psychedelics
If true, explains virtually everything
in the New Testament. |
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Study: Political Ads Have Almost
No Impact on Swaying Voters
Most end up sticking with the crook they trust. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Fauci, Others Voice Fears Trump
Listening to Misinformation
Interrupted coronavirus task force
meeting to take call from Chuck Woolery. |
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