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NEW PRODUCTS
World's Smallest Rubik's Cube Goes on Sale
Aimed at the stable genius with tiny hands.
 
FACTOID
Report: Trump Has Generated
3,400 Conflicts of Interest Since
Entering White House

And 3,400 shrugs from Republicans.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Average American
Recorded by Security Cameras
238 Times Each Week

When you go in the bank, when you leave the bank, when you go in your house, when you leave your house, when you go in the shower, when you come out of the shower, etc
 
SPORTS
Robots Beat Top Competitors at Curling
Before they get too bored and quit.
FEATURE
President Trump and Republicans often warn of massive voter fraud. How many cases of voter fraud have actually been verified out of one billion votes cast between 2000 and 2014?
   A )  310,000  
   B )  31,000  
   C )  3,100  
   D )  310  
   E )  31  
Hint: Baskin-Robbins.
 
RELIGION
Trump: “There Will Be
No God” if Biden Elected

“And no decent shower heads,” he adds.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Revealed: There Really Was a James Bond in British Secret Service
However, unlike fictional Bond, he liked his martini stirred, not shaken.

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