| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 After 20
Seasons, E! Cancels “Keeping Up With
the Kardashians”
Their puritanical lifestyle no longer
appealing to younger viewers. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Trump Nominated for
Nobel Peace Prize
“How much do I get?” he responds. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Cohen Book: Trump Hates
Obama Because He's Black
Otherwise he'd be a big fan. |
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More Cohen Book: Trump
Might Do Anything to Stay
in Office, Like Start a War
Or give up golf. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Word on Wall Street: Mortgage
Bubble About to Burst
Brokers working from home advised to
jump out upstairs window. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Theory of Multiple Universes
Gaining Favor
Not only here, but in several other universes. |
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Musk Plans to Send Humans
To Mars in 2024, Have Colony
Of 1 Million on Planet by 2050
And overcrowding, civil unrest by 2100. |
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Physicist: Entire Universe
Might Be a Neural Network
Run by an evil genius. |
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 Astronomers
Suggest Planet Nine in Our
Solar System Might be Black
Hole the Size of a Ping-Pong
Ball
“The less we know about it
the better,” says one. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Nine Drug Companies Sign
Pledge Not to Rush Vaccine
Or name it after one of Trump's children. |
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