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PUBLISHING
Trump Family Persists in Efforts to Prevent Publication of Niece's Tell-All
However, many wonder: what humiliating embarrassment don't we already know?
 
MEDIA
Parler, Right-Wing Alternative to Facebook, Drawing MAGA Crowd
Its motto: “Haters gotta hate.”
 
BUSINESS
Jeff Bezos's Wealth Soars to $171.6 Billion to Top Pre-Divorce Record
Only King Midas, King Croesus and Scrooge McDuck have ever been richer.
Chuck E. Cheese's Files for Bankruptcy
Any remaining assets will be placed on a scale, weighed, redeemed for prizes.
Luxury Hotel in Hanoi Offers Gold-Plated Toilet and Bidet
Note: it's not the Hanoi Hilton.
SCIENCE
Astronomers: 6 Billion Earth-Like Planets in Our Galaxy
One for every person on Earth.
Significant Number Touting
Conspiracy Theory That 5G
Causes Coronavirus

Smaller number believe it's the other way around.
 
Study: World's Amount of Electronic Waste Greater Than Ever
Nobody wants a refurbished flip phone.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Light Drinking May
Protect Cognitive Functioning

In trials, those who had one beer had superior cognitive functioning to those who had twelve.
Dr. Fauci: Drinking Inside
Bars One of the Most Dangerous Things You Can Do Right Now

Says he sustained several bruised ribs in a bar arguing about masks and won't go back.

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