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PAGE THREE – JUNE 8 - 14, 2020
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TECHNOLOGY
Bricklaying Robot Sets New Speed Record
In latest demonstration, over 2,000 bricklayers laid off in under ten minutes.
 
FACTOID
Minneapolis Police Used Force Against Black People at a Rate 7 Times That of White People
They pledge to “dramatically” step up their use of force against white people.
 
SPORTS
NFL, Belatedly, Responds
To Colin Kaepernick

All players now required to kneel during national anthem.
  Cardboard Cutout Fans at Sporting Events Becoming Very Popular
Spike Lee, Jack Nicholson cutouts already in their front row seats.
In announcing the better-than-expected May jobs report, President Trump said which of the following:
A )“These are surprising numbers.”
B )“Perhaps there's light at the end of the tunnel.”
C )“Hopefully this will continue.”
D )“It's a great day for George Floyd.”
Many wish it was Trump having such a “great day.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Breaks Own Record,
Sends Out 200 Tweets in One Day

87 insults, 49 slights, 35 racist attacks, 29 incoherent rants.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Bangkok: Robots Distribute Hand Sanitizer in Recently Reopened Mall
Robot's maker says, “For years nobody wanted hand sanitizer robots, and then this happened.“

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