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CONSUMER NEWS
Mercedes- Benz Unveils Concept Car Inspired by Film Avatar
Most other car makers went with concept cars inspired by Mad Max.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
65% of Americans Use Paper
Towels to Operate Doors, Sinks
in Public Restrooms; 44%
Flush Toilet With Their Feet

And 22% won't look in the mirror.
 
POLL
4 in 5 Parents Say Coronavirus
Lockdown Has Brought Family
Closer Together

Fifth parent is the one screaming like a banshee.
 
EDUCATION
Dr. Oz Tells Sean Hannity Reopening Schools May Be Worth Cost in Mortality
Hannity calls it “great idea” but worries killing off seniors “could hurt my ratings.”
FEATURE
In a recent poll, what percentage of Americans believes a coronavirus vaccine exists but is being withheld?
  A ) 3%
  B ) 7%
  C ) 10%
  D ) 33%
Hint: a majority of Republicans still believe President Obama was born in Kenya.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Russian Trolls Very
Effective Exploiting American
Fear, Anger Online

Almost as much as our government.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Lockdown Protesters Promote Darwinian Solution
And yet deny evolution.

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