| PUBLISHING |
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 Trump Raises
Eyebrows After Citing Mutiny
on the Bounty Following Attack
on Governors
Some thought The Caine Mutiny
might be slightly more accurate. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Pronouns Used on
First Dates Reveal Levels
Of Romantic Attachment
If your date keeps saying “Hey, you,” it
might be a one-off. |
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| LAW |
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Supreme Court to Hear Arguments
by Teleconferencing
No video, so they can lose the robes. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Taiwan:
Professional Baseball Resumes
With Mannequins, Robots Instead
of Fans
Ballplayers replaced by holograms. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A staunch Trump
ally and adviser has compared anti-lockdown
protesters to what historical figure? |
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A ) |
Typhoid Mary |
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B ) |
Nutsy Fagan |
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C ) |
The Unabomber |
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D ) |
Rosa Parks |
| Hint: she was told
by the bus driver to “social distance” herself
to the back of the bus. |
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| FACTOID |
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Average American Streams
8 Hours of Content Per Day
During Coronavirus Crisis
Dwindling content stockpile could be
exhausted by early June. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Llamas Replace
Unicorns as Must-Have Toy
Following rumors unicorns source
of Covid-19 virus. |
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