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PEOPLE
Trump Calls Alex Rodriguez for Advice on Coronavirus Response
After failing to reach Mike Tyson.
Comedian Kathy Griffin Suffering From Coronavirus Symptoms, But Can't Get Tested
She's told only A-list celebrities eligible for testing.
 
BUSINESS
Billionaire Investor Turns $27
Million Into $2.6 Billion Betting
Coronavirus Crashes Market

Named Capitalist of the Month.
619-Page Stimulus Bill
Stuffed With Pork

But it puts America's lobbyists back to work.
  Luxurious Underground Bunkers Draw New Interest
Hot selling point: five year supply of toilet paper.
SCIENCE
Ancient Wormlike Creature Could Be an Ancestor of All Animals, Including Humans
If you look closely, you'll notice a slight resemblance.
Fossils Indicate North America Once Filled With Vicious Raptors
Not as many as today, but quite a few.
Scientists: 67-Million-Year-Old "Wonderchicken" Fossil Reveals
Origins of Modern Birds
But doesn't answer question: which came first, the wonderchicken or the egg?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential Victory Improved Mental Health Among Black Men
As Trump's victory improved mental health among neo-nazis.

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