| TECHNOLOGY |
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Amazon, Apple, Google Join
Forces to Make Their Smart
Speakers “Speak to Each Other”
Alexa can call Siri and ask her to
ask Google how much money their chief
financial officer makes and Google
can tell Siri to tell Alexa to “go
fuck herself.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Average American Will Get
Into 12 Arguments During Holidays
One for each day of Christmas. |
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| POLL |
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1 in 2 People Fear They're
Working in Wrong Profession
Many upset they didn't choose to become
a pollster. |
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| SPORTS |
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 England: Woman
Beats Man at Darts in Champion-
ship Play for First Time
Stunning upset could signal change in
way male darts fans look at women. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What do Amazon, Halliburton,
Chevron, Starbucks and Delta Air Lines all
have in common? |
| A ) | They all promise two-day delivery. |
| B ) | They all fly to more cities than
any other domestic airline. |
| C ) | They all provide products and
services to the energy industry. |
| D ) | They all are descendants of
Standard Oil. |
| E ) | They all operate tens of thousands
of restaurants worldwide. |
| F ) | They all paid $0.00 in federal taxes
in 2018. |
| Hint: you don't have to work at H&R
Block to figure it out. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Miss Virginia Performs Science
Experiment, Wins Miss America Contest
Taking note, Nobel Prize committee adds
swimsuit competition. |
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