| TRAVEL |
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 Hoteliers Race
to Be First in Space
Already training undocumented
immigrants to clean in zero
gravity. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Muhammad on List of 10
Most Popular Boys' Baby
Names for First Time
It replaces Jesus. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Students Appreciate
Teachers Who Employ Comedy
Don't appreciate two drink minimum. |
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| ART |
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 Banana Taped
to Wall Fetches $120,000 at Miami Art Auction
Winning bidder would have paid more
had it been “a little riper.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| President Trump has
said he “doesn't know” all but
one of the following. Which one? |
| A ) | Lev Parnas |
| B ) | Jeffrey Epstein |
| C ) | Prince Andrew |
| D ) | Gordon Sondland |
| E ) | Tiffany Trump |
| Hint: it's the only one he really
“doesn't know.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Half of All Phone
Calls Robocalls
To be safe, only answer every other call. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Outrage: Polar
Bear Spotted Sprayed With Graffiti
After it wandered into the subway. |
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