| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Internet Marks
50th Anniversary
It was also fifty years ago when humans
last engaged in intelligent conversation. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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It's National Novel Writing Month
Novelists get 10% off at all 99 Cents
Only stores. |
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| TRENDS |
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67.3 Million Speak a Foreign
Language at Home
And they're all teenagers. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Nation's Report Card: 2 Out of 3
Children Do Not Meet Reading
Proficiency Levels
Administration calls for more
corporal punishment. |
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| SPORTS |
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NCAA Clears Way for College
Athletes to Be Paid
Stars can sell their name, likeness,
bench players can sell inside info
to gamblers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to The New York
Times, while in office President Trump has retweeted
debunked conspiracy theories how many times? |
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A ) |
8 |
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B ) |
13 |
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C ) |
24 |
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D ) |
145 |
| Hint: paranoia runs deep. |
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| POLLS |
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Trump's Base Sticking With
Him No Matter What Happens
98% say they would visit him in jail. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mysterious X-37B
Space Plane Lands After Record
780 Days in Orbit
Air Force will only say it's been
conducting “routine surveillance”
of Joe Biden. |
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